the-vashta-nerada:

there’s literally nothing worse than being in a cuddling mood and you have nobody to cuddle with

this is a scientific fact 

sendificator:

will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits 

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

image

the g spot

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

attilee:

pretty much.

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever